Did he really do it ... or just an accident

I don't actually want to post this one here because the story is kinda sensitive, and somewhat provocative. However, people think this is an urban legend, so I thought, maybe, I should list this story here.

I don't know the whole truth behind the story, so I should be careful with my words. One thing is certain to me, it really did happen. What makes it questionable, is his statement when he was asked about the thing.

The Story

Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after an accident with ... a cucumber?

Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN's The Buzz, reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of extreme pain in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito's household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito's bedroom.

They said it had bite marks and was in a soggy state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found a bottle of Johnson's baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.รข€

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast), he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

Source: Good Times Manila

Now that you have read the article above, its up to you if you will believe his statement ... or you know - guffaw?



  1. Hahahaha! Obvious masyado yung ginagawa niya! FANTASIZING MEN! Heeheehee! Masyado lang siyang napa-excite kya ayan! Kitamz??? Hahahaha!

  2. Laughing my a$$ Out!;D

  3. You'll be glad to know that the original post of this came from a satirical blogsite :)

  4. Incredible points. Great arguments. Keep up the good spirit.

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  5. Putting my two cents in here. I think this is an obvious rip-off from that Richard Gere gerbil story. No time to look for it though. You guys can google it, it's all over the internet.

  6. AHAHAHA, i thought he had a lot of money, why dont he just rent extra service in a massage parlor..
    so sad for the cucumber..YUCK

  7. Natawa ako dito ah...

    Gumagawa ng salad nakahubad?

    Sarcastic ba yung last sentence, yung pag-file ng kaso citing abuse of vegetables? OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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